Team Jacob.

That's right. I'm Team Jacob. There is no going back.

Rereading New Moon has just made me realize that although RPattz is the epitome of man, I really prefer Jacob over Edward. Sure, Edward is perfect, but Jacob just seems so much more real to me. When I read the parts of the books with Edward, sure, I fall head over heels for him, but that's all it really is. I get dazzled. The dazzle is material. When I read the parts of the books with Jacob, though, it actually feels like I am living that situation and I am falling in love with... well... a fictional character.

Case in point...

When Edward left, I was mad. Not only did he get Bella's hopes up just to break her fragile little human heart, but he left her in the woods, by herself, dumbstruck and prepared to bitch about it for the next 400 pages. I take this as a personal attack.

When Jacob turned into a wolf, it broke my freaking heart. It's not that I cared about his relationship with Bella -- because Bella is a worthless ass -- but I felt like I was being broken up with. It made me realize how much I miss the feeling of having a guy who pays even the tiniest bit of attention to me.

Real case in point...

I need to stop rereading romance novels, stop writing this blog, and start looking for my Jacob Black.

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See you tomorrow...