And today was a day just like any other...

...which of course means that I woke up late, my locker wouldn't open, Spanish was worthless, Calculus made me want to cry, I had two lunches, and I came home with an excruciating headache. So, you know, just like any other.

This is my second day of BEDA and I have already run out of things to say. 

So, um, yeah. Ten random facts from my childhood!

1) My brother and sister always used to try and convince me that I was adopted. One year on Christmas Eve, they called the house (from the basement), put on British accents, and claimed that they were calling on behalf of the adoption agency and they were coming to take me back. Ho ho ho.

2) I used to think that my last name was "Schneiders" because when my dad answered the phone, he said, "Hello, Schneiders".

3) I had to go to a special dentist because I kicked the regular dentist.

4) Up until I was eight years old, my favorite meal was a Miracle Whip sandwich on white bread with no crust cut into the number of pieces of my age. I have now moved on to bigger and better things. Like turkey... and cheese.

5) I once did a backwards somersault (with the intention of doing a normal one) off the top bunk of my bed and I landed on a lamp.

6) When I was five years old my favorite band was No Doubt. Somewhere there is a video of the little me singing lead vocals to "Just a Girl" with my brother's band.

7) Speaking of my brother, I used to determine whether or not I liked his girlfriends by the amount of time they spent playing Barbies with me.

8) In fourth grade I went to the Children's Museum in Appleton for Girl Scouts. First of all, this is the coolest place I have ever been in my life. Secondly, I jumped out of the giant heart and hurt my ankle so badly that it still cracks to this day. I probably should have gotten that checked out.

9) When my friends came over, we used to play Mary Poppins and jump off of my railing with umbrellas.

10) I started swearing at an early age, and I blame Super Mario 64 for that.

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Lindsay's Daily Dose of Stupid (which will be a daily treat for the rest of April):

I just read the word "apology" in someone's Facebook status and thought the person who wrote it was talking about AP Biology. I could not understand how AP Biology had anything to do with what they were talking about.